So I have these moments - they usually happen before I realize it - where my mouth starts moving and words come out, yet none of it is planned and most of it is the wrong thing to say. Some people call them brain-farts; others call them incoherent rambling.
I refer to these moments as "talking out of my ass." Hi, I'm Brett - welcome to my life.
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Talking Out My Ass
Unintelligible ramblings from a narcissistic asshole. See also: Some thought-provoking insight that might contribute to humanity only in the sense that you think the same things but would never say them. Consider me your vessel.
About Me
- Brett Stevens
- Somerdale, New Jersey, United States
- 22-year old recent college graduate. Spry, sarcastic, and assholish in nature. Not sure if redeeming qualities exist, but it really doesn't make a difference.
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